You're not in New York City anymore

In more travel tips & random observations: If you're going to road trip through Norway, give yourself time.

Thing number one not to do: Lean out the window, slap the side of your car, and yell, “Ey! We're driving here!”

Things take the time that they take. And besides, if you're going to be in a rush, all those German camper vans, which appear to be acceleration and speed limited at the factory, will give you a heart attack.

Relax and breathe in the fresh air.

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